Every month, Gawker Media employees receive an email with a list of new full-time hires, and each hire is expected to share some fun facts about his or herself with their new colleagues. Here, you see Deadspin staff writer Samer Kalaf's entry from this month's email.

Here are some other fun facts that Samer forgot to include on his list:

1. Egg

2. Rowing boats

3. Airplanes

3. Citizen Kane

4. Hashtag activism

I hope you have enjoyed getting to know Samer.